{"product_id":"the-worst-soccer-team-ever-1989-by-william-taylor","title":"The Worst Soccer Team Ever (1989) By William Taylor","description":"\u003cp\u003eNever was there a more unlikely band than the Greenhill Intermediate School 'C' team. What a bunch of sporting also-rans! They were all shapes and sizes, from the captain, 'Tom-tit' Colman, to 'Griller' Spinks, goal keeper simply because he filled the goal so completely. Then there were the girls of the team: Lavender Gibson (Lav for short, because she wanted to be a radical feminist plumber when she grew up), and the pink and delicate Maggie Smith – she even dressed in pink on the field. As for Ms Hennessy . . . Cinderella's pumpkin would have made a better coach. She even called practice 'rehearsal'! The Worst Soccer Team Ever is an hilarious tale. Our humble narrator, Tom Colman, has total recall – which means he's remembered word-for-word everything everyone said. Except for the bits he has had to make up. You've heard of poetic licence? Well, this is poetic lying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BookTreasures","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42153410691127,"sku":null,"price":180.0,"currency_code":"EGP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/5105\/1831\/files\/9_1180.jpg?v=1774345179","url":"https:\/\/book-treasures.com\/products\/the-worst-soccer-team-ever-1989-by-william-taylor","provider":"Book Treasures - كنوز الكتب","version":"1.0","type":"link"}